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School philosophy is consistent from the classroom to the playground. 10% of kids are expelled each year for underperformance and instead of Commie-inspired games like running under the lofted parachute, your kid will be cutting the parachute cords with his ankle knife.
Jack Welch Charter Schools for Tomorrow's CEOs. Where sociopathy is not just normalized, it's rewarded.