Let's face it, most folks can't afford to buy a compound in New Zealand or a decked out, defunct missile silo in North Dakota. So what is a regular Joe to do when facing the upcoming collapse of society and resulting mayhem and hunger? The answer is obvious. Become a Mormon.
In one frenetic weekend the crew from Mormon Makeover™ will transform your home and turn your family into Mormons, complete with fresh undergarments. Imagine the feeling of knowing you have a pantry stocked with a year of food, and are members of a tight-knit community that owns nearly 2 million acres of North American farmland.
Mormon Makeover™. Relax, you're now a Mormon.